Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We need to rekindle our bromance
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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