This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
True college students do jello shots in the library
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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