Do you still have your period?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
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This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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