morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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