redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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