please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
When did angry sex become our thing?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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