Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
