OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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