dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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