Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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