Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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