If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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