His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
