Welp...herpes.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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