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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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