so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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