Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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