Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I can't turn off my feet"
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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