i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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