Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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