check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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