oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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