Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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