I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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