The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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