The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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