can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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