Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You took a bar mat shot.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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