we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I wish life had little blips of pornography
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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