Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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