ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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