i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you will always have a special place in my vag
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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