yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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