there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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