Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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