Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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