Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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