oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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