Acid is not a monday night drug
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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