I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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