I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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