whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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