He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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