How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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