i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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