I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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