Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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