pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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