Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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