quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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