Only a mothe r could love this liver
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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