Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
ugly people sure do ruin things
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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