How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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