Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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