Betty ford says i'm here all night
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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Did we just second hand smoke crack?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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