I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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