I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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